- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

The power to shit brix, No wait.

The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

the power to shout and make people piss their pants

You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

the ability to wake up on an elephant

The power to make things invisible...to you.

The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

The power to break a Nokia

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

the power to convert farts into burps.

the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

The ability to see through insects.

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

The power to shrink boobs

The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

The power to fuck everyone.

Pointless Super Powers