- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

The power to swallow instead of spit

The power to break a Nokia

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

The power to transform into baby food.

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

the power to do sit on your couch all day

The power to think of your death and then you die.

the power to smack the hair off someones head.

Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

The power to break your Nokia phone.

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

Pointless Super Powers