the power to see into the present.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to ignore useful information

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The ability to see into the present.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!