- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to understand irony.

the power to youtube poop

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

the power to randomly die at any moment

The power to sleep if your not awake

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The ability to talk to bacteria

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

The power to make other people hold their breath.

The power to make vegetables horny.

The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

the power to see into the present.

The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

Pointless Super Powers