The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to control mealworms

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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the power to hovertate

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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Death at will

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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Nothing

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!