The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!