The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

The power to see even though you can already see.

the power to like mass effect 3

The power to jump faster.

The power to go through open windows

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

Endless falling....

The power to have a pointless power.

The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

The power of writte with our feets.

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

the ability to tell time without a watch

The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

The power to only see glass.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!