The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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the power to read your own mind

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The power drown in water

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to smell farts nearby

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!