The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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hello

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The power to display emotions at will

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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the power to like charlie

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to control your own limb movement

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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They power to be able to make meth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!