The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The ability to not live forever

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Having the power to stand still

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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to spelle caretly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!