- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to control dodos

having the same super powers as batman!

the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

Death at will

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

Nothing

The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

The power to transform into baby food.

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

the power to smack the hair off someones head.

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

The power to think of your death and then you die.

Nope. Just nope.

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

The power to shrink boobs

Pointless Super Powers