The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to have a power

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!