the power to youtube poop

The power to shrink boobs

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

The power drown in water

The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

The power to fuck everyone.

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

The power to understand irony.

The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

the power to fly while under water

the ability to invent cheese and toast

the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

the power to see stuff

Justin Bieber

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

the power to half transform to something.

The power to touch your toes

you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!