The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

the power to turn into amy rose

the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

The power to draw a perfect circle.

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The ability to visually contract STD's

The power to think of a pointless superpower

The power to do something while you can play games.

The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

The power to control mealworms

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

The ability to make your heart teleport.

the power to shout and make people piss their pants

the power to hovertate

The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!