The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to write a country song

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!