to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to see through windows

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to die when you are happy

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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the power to get in the van

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!