The Power to shrink but never grow back.

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The power to see 3 seconds into the future.

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Backwards speak to power the.

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The kind of power Mel GIbson had in "What Women Want"

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The ability to look really good, but your invisible.

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The power to turn off anyone else's high beams.

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The power to make PC's turn into dried crap the moment the person with this ability touches them.

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Turning wine into water.

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the ability to lick your own crotch

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the power to talk to fish but only if their belly up

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The ability to li-li-li-lick you from your head to ur toes

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the ability to be on Oprah but only in the crowd

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The power to walk through the opened doors

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The ability to grow trees out of money.

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The power to make snow yellow

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The power to moonwalk backwards

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the power to travel to the center of the earth

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The power to put both socks on at the same time.

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The ability to have a Prius the literally yells out "IIIIIII"MMMMM GAY"

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the power to increase the price of houses but only those you want to buy!

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the ability to hear yourself think

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The power to instantly ginger-fy random strangers on the other side of the world.

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the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car

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The power to switch your eyeballs with your testicles but you still see out your eyes and your testicles are leaking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!