- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

having the same super powers as batman!

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to control dodos

The power to communicate with nearby aliens

the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

Super-slowness

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to shrink boobs

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

Nihat Do?an

The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

Pointless Super Powers