The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to have a power

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!