The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to fart at will.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!