To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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Super-slowness

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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Justin Bieber

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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the power to die if you think

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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the power to see stuff

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!