The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to die when you get scared.

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!