- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

The power to be half invisible

The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

to power to do the bird is the word

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

the ability to manually control your breathing

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

The power to Google "Google".

The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

the power to count from A to purple

The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

The power to not get shit dick

power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

Pointless Super Powers