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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.
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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.
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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.
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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out
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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.
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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die
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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold
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The power to be allergic to cat hair.
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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!
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The power to die, and you can only do it once.
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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.
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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die
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the power to talk backwards
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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!
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the power to turn on a random guys tv
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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.
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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key
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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series
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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way
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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.
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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.
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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.
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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.
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the power to inhale and exhale air
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!