The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to see air

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!