- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to visually contract STD's

To be able to summon old people

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

The power to be powerless

The power to teleport yourself one step away

the power tho vomit your poop.

The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

The power to obtain money, by going to work

The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

The power to piss only when sleeping.

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

Pointless Super Powers