The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to predict the present

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The power to die

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!