the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to have no power

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!