- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die using your willpower.

The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

the power to grow stings out of your genitals

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

The power to see white objects in off white.

The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to vote on useless superpowers

The power to turn cancer into aids.

The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

The power to aquire pointless superpowers

The power to emit contagious yawns.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

Pointless Super Powers