The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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the power to fart mace

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!