The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to turn any object into food

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!