The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to be a dick.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!