- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to simply walk into mordor.

The power to put up with your in-laws.

the power to fart every time you blink

The power to be superman with no power's

The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

the power to see everyone as a tree

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

Pointless Super Powers