The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to know where the beef is

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!