The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to turn into birdseed

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The ability to breath under lava

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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power to breathe

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The ability to clean

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!