The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to live.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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the power to send future you crazy

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!