The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to transform into a bronie

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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power to breathe

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to troll.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!