- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

having the same super powers as batman!

The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

The power to emit contagious yawns.

the power to find a needle in a haystack

The power to think.

Doing a handstand with your feet

Power to make it rain sideways.

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

the power to be alive but only when awake

the power to be invisible, but only at night

Pointless Super Powers