The power to take a s*** on people

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to fall up.

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to smell poop

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!