The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to fly when you fart

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To be able to summon old people

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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Super-slowness

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to have a power

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to have no superpower

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!