The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to be a walrus

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!