The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to see through glass

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!