The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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sdrawkcab gnipyt ta dab eb tub sdrawkcab daer ot rewop eht

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the ability vote up this superpower

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!