- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have the longest little finger

The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

The power to make things invisible...to you.

The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

The power to yawn with your mouth closed

The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

The power to shape shift into water

Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

The power to simply walk into mordor.

The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

The power to fly, but only on the moon

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

Pointless Super Powers