The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to murder rocks.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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the power to see through windows

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!