The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power of gentle breeze

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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Being Aquaman

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to attract bullets

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to shit in your eye

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Everything Hawkeye does

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!