The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to know where the beef is

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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the powre to spel

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to breathe

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The ability to clean

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!