The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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the power to shoot superman

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to die if you think

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!