The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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the power to instantly die

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to reseal bottles!

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!