The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to think.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!