the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to become black!

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to attract bullets

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!