the power to see through my eye lids

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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the power to have an idea..

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to shit in your eye

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to like this power

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!