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The power to lock open doors
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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt
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The power to have pointless superpowers
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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.
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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.
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The power to change your emotions at will
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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee
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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.
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The power to bleed
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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.
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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)
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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.
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The power to kill yourself
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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.
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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season
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The power to make food slightly smaller.
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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides
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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry
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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly
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The power to be -100% faster...
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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.
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u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? o? ???od ???
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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy
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The Power to Breath When Ur dead
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!