The power to commit suicide.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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Grass eating

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!